I lack the tube station...along with sleep.

Thus they sing about me... :D

I'm nearly two years late seeing this...

..but wow!

I miss this van now :( The cold and wet remains, but now i have a rubbish van to go with it. This really is the worst post on a blog ever lol. I've got satnav now so at least i wont get lost!!!

Calendar of cock - Mr November...

Pakistan eh. We don't demand 'democracy', we demand General Musharraf takes his military uniform off. He wouldn't do it for anyone else, but due to my close personal links to world despots, i sneaked a shot of him looking rather awkward but frankly rather cool in his Joker outfit. He just loves dressing up and this COCK is a huge fan of western culture and he see's Batman as the epitome of 'the west'..
He doesn't of course, but he's a fucking wanker so nevermind. Move aside geezer, that Bhuto woman has a way better name...and as a female probably will never make it to the pages of Calendar of Cock. Though watch out Heather Mills, you're getting really frucking boring now.

Berth! What am I on?!?!?

I've been perusing camper vans...i'm not remotely sure why, I just decided to have a gander lol There's the explanation of my new word! This one has 2 adult BERTHS and 3 child BERTHS, somehow?!?!

I really really like this song...

We Are Happy Now (la la la) is by a couple of chaps called Friska Viljor. God know's what that means...it's Swedish, and so are they. Luckily, however, the lyrics aren't. I'd shoot even myself for saying this but it's kinda original Strokes meets Abba (well they're swedish lol) meets Heavenly. Anyway i've been playing it loads recently, the la la la's are great, as is the use of a xylophone and the pretty bassline. I'll be buying the album, amazingly. Ps. the gratuitous painting is of Charles XI of Sweden!

Hell yeah...

A maltesers drink. Wow. Buy IT. Pour it over your lovers!

Beer or Queer...

That's the choice facing the Werthers Originocrats..sorry Liberal Democrats now that Granda...sorry Menzies Campbell has 'resigned' (lol, yeah fucking right you bastards!!!). They can go, once again, for everyones favourate pint sized (and scotch swilling drunk) Charlie Kennedy (top bloke actually). Or Simon 'batty boy for at least a little while back there' Hughes. Aparently there's other choices, but they're waaay to grey to bother with.

Who would you go for?

ps. Don't sue me, i'm only 49 :)

pps. See ya Ming!

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