If e=mc2, what does....

I had the best time in Cardiff with the best girl in my world...she even let me buy a hotdog from a burger van without accusing me of eating a rats arse. When you have a lady like that, you know to hang onto her!

So in celebration - i've had another hotdog, you can see just how affected me!

Nobody seems to know who invented the original Hot Dog for sure (well, or the cat just wasn't very forthcoming!), but here's the detroit cobras cover version! *titters*

A chocolate magnum and a 99 flake please...

More Elton!

Watt the fark....

I don't wanad save the sodding world. I was innocently listening to LBC 97.3 as you do and some bastard came on promoting this, needless to say, the crimewire wasn't set up to save 'wattage' so now I've gone white. Beautiful bright white. The brightest of all whites, in fact brilliant white according to my crown paints colour card. Let's celebrate with some aptly named Billy Childish with Just Fifteen (watts saved) hehe.

Say YES to global warming and retire in Norway. It's very nice.

EDIT>> Second thoughts, the people of...errm Holland deserve to live without fear of...something. So it's back to black :)

Just for the hell of it...

...i thought i'd have another great 80's song...Now, there's a lot of things wrong here, though not Bowies dance - thats very me actually...i do that lol. But never having seen the vid til now you can imagine my shock, horror and awe when it turns out theres a load of Elton John look-a-like's all over it. Indeed every orifice of the thing, good ol' elton haha :D Don't believe me???




See!!! It's scary how in the 50's ice cream seller look was back then.

As promised...

And now...this is my indiepop/joydivison/new york scene/appalling afternoons work haha "is it so bad?" I whistle in it!

Enjoy!

I cant get this...

...damn song out of my head!! Arghhh Great video though :)

The crimewire proms...

The crappers delight has had it's day, and i finished work early so i recorded a bass and hand claps example...just to show how easy it can be done :D Thanks to all the children at St Brixton in da Khazi primary school for they're wonderful help.

Now! If that wasn't awful enough - to give the goodbye a little less of a buckcentric feel i'm giving it two of the most well frankly embarrassing things i've ever done!

CanonEmo - Taking too many drugs and drinking too much does this to a man. Yeah it's pretty old now lol I'm particularly fond of the way i manage to get a guitar sound like a cat in a tumble dryer in a few places...see if you can hear them :D I do actually like the last few seconds though, i think the bass actually gets that real emo heartfelt thing...

School Fete - Yep, even an appalling name! I play lead guitar on this one, not to badly i have to say! (i'm rather fond of the ol' powerful guitar solo i fuck up!) Thats where my input ended however!! Drum machine, too much libertines and a song written for a girl to sing...it didn't have a chance. Oh yeah and the lyrics fucking stank! But hey, an hours work all on the (lovely) old 4-track recorder RIP

Enjoy!

For when reading is too much...

Amazing stuff! I was impressed by Mr Stephen Jacquiery (1:35) "Aw t-t-t-this is just awesome, fantastic...I always wanted to go to..." What a guy!!


This one is just too funny, i've watched it a hundred times and still giggle.


Father Ted meets Thomas the Tank Engine...Fupping hell! Toby the traction engine's "you dirty fecker" having me on the floor. Several times!

Calendar of cock - Mr August...

It's me! Finally...for various reasons i'm not gonad coat my self off publically for. Well actually it's just a long long list and i doubt i'd live through it lol. But hey, check out those bustergalliformes! (Thanks wikiPee :D )

I bloody wish i'd read this :)

Fileden appears do be down...so no tune to go with this right now. So i'll put some favourite sayings down instead:

1. "You can't really dust for vomit". Thanks Spinal Tap
2. "About as likely as stepping in rocking horse shit". Thanks Dad
3. "Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken als ein Schrecken ohne Ende". Thanks Germany

Fileden appears to be back up...so Marv Johnson provides our soundtrack today with I'll Pick A Rose...