Scotland. It's got over 5 million people, 3 official languages, 1 complete arse running it and 0 decent sporting teams. Pretty shit figures frankly. Damn good at music though, considering how dangerously close they are to Norway. Let's celebrate Indiepop!!
Primal Scream are SHIT. It was once different...Velocity Girl proves it. I fucking love this song.
The BMX Bandits rip off the Beach Boy's yes, but in the most amazing ways The Road Of Love...is Paved with Banana Skins says they're more than a tribute act.
Anyone who know's me know's I think Camera Obscura are pretty much godly, and not in the McGinty sense either. They even do Abba songs a favour: Supertrooper
Prolapse. The sort of band you'd blow your head off to, should you be that way inclined? Alternatively Flat Velocity Curve is probably a great driving tune!
A wee mention to the Be Be See, between you, me and whoever else I think You K Gold is bloody brilliant.
Rinse, lather, repeat. Now where's that map...
Wednesday 25 July 2007
Phileas Fopp Vol I...
Calendar of cock - Mr July...
As global warming continues to terrify us all into small boxes, it seem's our only contact with the outside world is the SCIENCE EDITOR of whatever news you choose to peek at through the lid. For one reason or another mine has been ITV recently (i forgot to take the remote in with me).
Britain has been flooded, yes just like last year, the year before that, oh and the year before that. But now! NOW! It's Lawrence McGinty's 'THE GREAT FLOOD' dur durr duuuurrRR. What a fucking shower of cock. I mean he's standing there telling us how it's impossible to get in or out of a flooding town...yet he's fucking standing there. Standing there all fat and self satisfied (yet with an ever so slightly concerned brow). How the FUCK did you manage it then fatboy? Mr Harry fucking Houdini? More like fucking Noddy. Cock.
To pick on him is maybe a little unfair, but Romilly Weeks, Chris Ship, RiZLa THiEf, (older than the...) Mary Rhodes will all get theirs. Requiem for a Dream gets an airing, since we're all gonna fucking drown.
