See YOU jemmy...

It seems the winds of blind nationalism are sweeping across old Europe once again. I'd like to take this opportunity to say fuck you Snotland. What are you going to do? Really what? Your biggest employer is the British Army. Your oil is nye on unrefinable, like your culture. And you BOIL mince.

You'll soon be part of the 'Wee' 4 group of nations along with Burkina Faso, Latvia and the Seychelles. Go lassie go.

I wish you wouldn't though, i like you.
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Willy got screwed...

It's been a year and a bit since that exceptionally ugly whale invaded london, spat all over londoners before going and dying on us. Making us feel really bad. I thought it fair to mark the occasion (and a bit) with todays tune Happy Hour by the Housemartins. "What a good place to be, don't believe it 'Cause they speak a different language...[to me]" never a truer line penned without a whale in mind.
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