Calendar of cock - Mr September...

He's a cheeky fuck this one. Ol' Vlads has done enough to become cock of the month, even though I like him. So well done the bald caaant.

He's not here because of the merciless way he's treated the Chechen's, nor the way he bullies Georgia or even the way he bullies the UK over gas (and dead spies) for that matter. He's here because he's a warmongering arsehole. More dangerous than most because he's actually prepared to stick his penis into a jar of peanut butter and say 'hey amerika, suck on this, suck on this so i don't smear it on your arse'. Not in so many words you understand.

America arms Israel, so Putin arms Iran. I mean really! Can't we all just grow up a bit? No! He lay's a flag on the bottom of the sea to claim it in true soviet fashion and tests new soul destroying bombs all over the gaff. I say again, cheeky fuck! Great stuff, and it's all kinda like the Cuban Missile Crisis. I bet that was great fun for the main protagonists at the time too...mainly because of the music!

Yes Number 1 in the UK in Oct-midst of the crisis-ober 1962 was Telstar by the immortal Tornados. A classy tune it really is. America of course was in the doowop stage with the Four Seasons - Sherry Baby. So if the world had ended, it would have sounded fucking cosmic.