Berth! What am I on?!?!?

I've been perusing camper vans...i'm not remotely sure why, I just decided to have a gander lol There's the explanation of my new word! This one has 2 adult BERTHS and 3 child BERTHS, somehow?!?!

I really really like this song...

We Are Happy Now (la la la) is by a couple of chaps called Friska Viljor. God know's what that means...it's Swedish, and so are they. Luckily, however, the lyrics aren't. I'd shoot even myself for saying this but it's kinda original Strokes meets Abba (well they're swedish lol) meets Heavenly. Anyway i've been playing it loads recently, the la la la's are great, as is the use of a xylophone and the pretty bassline. I'll be buying the album, amazingly. Ps. the gratuitous painting is of Charles XI of Sweden!

Hell yeah...

A maltesers drink. Wow. Buy IT. Pour it over your lovers!

Beer or Queer...

That's the choice facing the Werthers Originocrats..sorry Liberal Democrats now that Granda...sorry Menzies Campbell has 'resigned' (lol, yeah fucking right you bastards!!!). They can go, once again, for everyones favourate pint sized (and scotch swilling drunk) Charlie Kennedy (top bloke actually). Or Simon 'batty boy for at least a little while back there' Hughes. Aparently there's other choices, but they're waaay to grey to bother with.

Who would you go for?

ps. Don't sue me, i'm only 49 :)

pps. See ya Ming!

Check it out! It's Gerry McCann...

This made me laugh, a lot...

Die Wahl!

The election will be anounced tomorrow...to take place on November 8th. Mark my words.

EDIT 4 October 2007
...erm nevermind lol

2007 Conservative Conference Special...

So, the usual slimey smarm from the shit bags. Why comment when you can design election posters...

Well thats this year over and done with! But last but by no means least - THIS is a tory: It's always kinda nice to know there's always a bigger freak than oneself in this world! Seriously, watch it through...