Calendar of cock - Mr August...

It's me! Finally...for various reasons i'm not gonad coat my self off publically for. Well actually it's just a long long list and i doubt i'd live through it lol. But hey, check out those bustergalliformes! (Thanks wikiPee :D )

I bloody wish i'd read this :)

Fileden appears do be down...so no tune to go with this right now. So i'll put some favourite sayings down instead:

1. "You can't really dust for vomit". Thanks Spinal Tap
2. "About as likely as stepping in rocking horse shit". Thanks Dad
3. "Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken als ein Schrecken ohne Ende". Thanks Germany

Fileden appears to be back up...so Marv Johnson provides our soundtrack today with I'll Pick A Rose...