Wednesday 25 July 2007

Calendar of cock - Mr July...

As global warming continues to terrify us all into small boxes, it seem's our only contact with the outside world is the SCIENCE EDITOR of whatever news you choose to peek at through the lid. For one reason or another mine has been ITV recently (i forgot to take the remote in with me).

Britain has been flooded, yes just like last year, the year before that, oh and the year before that. But now! NOW! It's Lawrence McGinty's 'THE GREAT FLOOD' dur durr duuuurrRR. What a fucking shower of cock. I mean he's standing there telling us how it's impossible to get in or out of a flooding town...yet he's fucking standing there. Standing there all fat and self satisfied (yet with an ever so slightly concerned brow). How the FUCK did you manage it then fatboy? Mr Harry fucking Houdini? More like fucking Noddy. Cock.

To pick on him is maybe a little unfair, but Romilly Weeks, Chris Ship, RiZLa THiEf, (older than the...) Mary Rhodes will all get theirs. Requiem for a Dream gets an airing, since we're all gonna fucking drown.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

but babe, what happened in the year before that ? :)

Anonymous said...

ps. this shoddy shop is great :) Im loving the god bit

Danny said...

I dunno, i was on holiday lol

ps. thanks :D

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah? France again was it ? :D

Danny said...

Rhyl i think! :D

I'll ONLY go to France with you...i'm not safe otherwise!

Anonymous said...

Cheeses and bakerys gonna get ya ?

Rhoss, maybe it was Rhoss !

Danny said...

Cheeses and bakerys seem to get me in Wales!

Anonymous said...

You could become a baker..i think youd be so great at that, so excelent, wow, yeah I can see it now *searches*